Saturday 13 December 2008

A Weekend Away... hmpf

As recompense for not getting my Indian visa quick enough - I had the good fortune of being offered a quick Brown weekend away trip. Leave Friday afternoon, back Sunday, via Afghanistan, India & Pakistan in some order - seemingly ever changing. Started badly but got better. My camera's battery was dead so I have to use the phone's camera - which is the bad. On the up side - this is the view of our plane from the Royal Lounge.

Why they let a load of hacks spoil the furniture who knows but here we are waiting to board for a surprise visit to our boy's in Afghanistan.

Having loaded everything we need in the economy cabin - we head forward. Sadly not all the way but further forward - well when you have a plane for 400 occupied by 40 what do you expect. I guess it was the only one BA had spare.



On board was very pleasant - the crew all very nice - but there again they were hardly stretched.

Having left Heathrow on Friday at 2pm we popped in to Brussels to collect Mr Brown and set off for Delhi.

Gordon came back just as dinner was being served to brief the hacks who were hovereing around him expectantly. As this interrupted dinner and knowing a long day followed with out much sleep, me and Chris from ITN headed back to economy where we had the crew serve us dinner. Most luxuruous economy meal probably ever served!! A movie and little snooze later we land at Delhi - around 4am local time - and wait for our RAF ride to turn up. After a couple of hours wait it does and under the scrutiny of Indian Security forces we wait some more to board.



Everyone in this photo seems to have their eyes closed. Gary on the left our producer, and everyone else.



As we board - through the back - only GB gets to use the front door - our spare plane waits.



I wouldn't say it's as luxurious as the BA flight. It will surely be a very pleasant 3 hours on a canvas seat.



Gary next to John all strapped in - though the seat belts were a bit baffling - just not the usual pushy in type.



And I had the pleasure of sitting next to the toilet. Yes it is the loo. Lift the lid and off you go. Men only I guess.



Thank God no one used it!! The last hour was spent wearing a flak jacket and helmet - really uncomfortable but would possible save your life from small arms fire... though surely if you're in a plane the bullets would come through the floor!

Safely landed, with no shots taken, Gordon meets some of the commandos stationed at Camp Bastion, gives a short speech and then is whisked off to the front line. In the mean time we set up laptop's and Bgans to feed clip's back to London. All three of us Sky, BBC & ITN working together as pool - so everyone gets everything, sharing the work load and making life so much easier for all involved.



After a few hours editing and feeding, and plenty of time of the phone co-ordinating there was actually time for some grub. Very nice too and despite being miles from much - the spicy prawn dish from the US base was very tasty. Tea was good too.



Once more back on the plane we headed to Kabul. Those who had to write wrote - those who didn't slept. Not easy with huge kevlar plates and helmets on. The only one with a helmet on - the RAF Lieutenant at the back of the shot!!



Landing in Kabul Mr B and the advance pool of journo's head off to the palace curtosey of the US Airforce. Big beats and with 3 Apache gun ships in tow. The rest of the press going - went by bus!! Well armoured Chevy Suburbans.



Once they returned, under the cover of darkness, we had done a live, we were bundled back into the Hercules for the 2 hour flight back to Delhi. I mustn't grumble really - we did get fed by the RAF - sandwiches and stuff out of paper bags - very classy!! I did try a self heating meal - add water to a special compound that in turn heats up a ready meal. It worked in making it luke warm. Personally I prefer them cold - but when your hungry - food is food.

Back in Delhi and at the secret hotel - Downing St wouldn't tell us which one - despite the fact that the PM never stays any where else we fed an as live, Gary retired for the evening. With John, a couple of others, having had a little curry we headed down to the bar for drink or two. Bed came at around 2am.

That was Saturday.

A Weekend Away... pt 2

Sunday started at about 6.25 - we had to give our luggage in at 6.30 so it could be transferred to the plane. Oh sleeeeep where art thou. The one good thing about Gin & Tonics - I don't feel too bad in the morning. Not bad enough to miss shuffling down the corridor with my case anyway.

Camera battery fully charged Delhi's rising winter sun made for a glorious shot.



Before we left for Pakistan, saw Alex & Neville quickly - which was nice - and manic as usual, then it was back to the 747 and the short hop to Islamabad. It's so much quicker flying direct. Having to travel via Lahore the whole time is very nasty - why India & Pakistan can't just sort out direct flights who knows.... lack of people who want to go to Islamabad is probably one reason.

As part of the advance pool this time, as soon as we touch down I get the camera and we are stood by the door with two snappers and Matt from No 10 - as we are first off so we are ahead of Brown and can film him meeting Zardari at the Presidential Palace. Up from the back come a couple of the personal protection officers - all tooled up with MP5's. They are much more concerned here about safety than anywhere else so far.

All clear, we head down the back stairs to a waiting car with escort and move off. Turning onto the main road to Islamabad we are stopped by a Police officers saying wait.... 'hold on we have to go'... no wait.... then it become quite apparent why - a generals convoy of 4 Landcruisers whistles past at about 70mph... then another.. Not sensible to get in their way. Finally we get under way and as the roads have been closed are at the Palace gates in no time at all. And who should turn up there but Chiade. Looking very well and having left little Micah alone with the nanny for the first time. Just like old times.

Once Brown turns up we set up and wait outside for the press conference to finish and then do a live or two and have a spot of lunch that was brought out to us....



Gary obvious telling one of his large stories again.



A very concerned Chris from ITN on the phone to London trying to get his stuff away.



The view from the Presidential Palace. I'm so envious of such a stunning and fantastic .... errr words fail me.



Rushed by No 10 to pack up and go - we go back to the plane, having past the honour guard before boarding we are greeted by the cabin staff with glasses of champagne and bacon sandwiches. After an early morning after a long day and a late night, being rushed from here to there and now knowing we had finished one of the finest meals ever. And safe in the hands of a fantastic BA crew.

A few hours into the flight its quiz time - one of the Downing Street Press Officers has come back with a bottle of bubbly signed by Mr B as first time. Given the fact we have been to South Asia its about curry's - well loosely. With a little help from their friends at Sky and the BA crew - ITN wins. Well they need all the help they can get at the moment!!

Having handed in our passports when we got on the plane on Friday we were finally handed them back - all stamped and everything - just before we landed. No immigration, no customs.... despite the miles, and hours, a pleasant way to travel. We landed back at the Royal Suite at 7.30 pm Sunday night. 10,100 miles (averaging 190 mph all the way), 3 planes, 6 stops, lots of champagne, a few bacon rolls later - phew.

John and I then got told off for walking out - ooops. Not just told off but chased in a car and bundled into the back of it. Apparently you're not allowed to do that.... 'you must be driven'. Oh well.

Saturday 6 December 2008

All down hill...

As you're 40 only once - what could be better than going out for a curry with a few friends from school. Well that's what happened. Bust, Mari, Kev, Jo, Dean and I piled to a local Indian and then poured over photos from when we were all young and toned. Reminiscing over the good times we had and what we got up to. Not for the kids to see - just yet anyway.

Then we went to Bumbles - a historic night club - historic in the fact that the last time I was there - at least 20 years ago it was full of 'older people'. Walking in at 40 - it hadn't changed - we were still the youngest in there and the music was hmmmm - interesting - was fun though. Kev on the dance floor.



The next day was spent recovering in bed!!